Lord of Dorkness

baaaaaart:

gjjuddmk2:

Thog do caare

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

animentality:

#i didnt realize this was about the writers strike i thought i was being presented with two groups of college students#i was like yeah the buisness majors aren’t making it out alive.wait this is about something

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creatureboy:

creatureboy:

creatureboy:

headspace-hotel:

t1kt0k:

videos that would be funny for humans from any time period ever

Not much on the internet makes me laugh out loud but this does it every time

I’m just reblogging myself because I think this video is v important for my mental health

this still cracks me up

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takes-one-to-no-one-cares:

beardedmrbean:

this dude drops way too many solid one liners to not be getting help with them, lol

Oh I am so fully willing to believe he comes up with all of these himself

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charlesoberonn:

screenshotsofdespair:

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evilscientist3:

jexxdelphis:

the thumbnail title combo was really getting to me i wanted to scroll by and forget it but it was worming into my brain and biting me. so i thought well maybe he doesnt actually think this maybe he is baiting little freaks like me i need to watch before making any rash comments and 4 minutes in says how skyrim has so much content that is at maximum quality and i had to leave. brother i think you have to move on

BREAKING: A Bearded White Guy has become hopelessly stuck in the Bearded White Guy Mindtrap

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mortalityplays:

Dashboard unfucker 1.0:

• reverts twitterfication of tumblr layout on desktop

Dashboard unfucker 2.0:

• stops tumblr showing you a non functional empty login page for no reason

Dashboard unfucker 3.0:

• restores user avatars

Dashboard unfucker 4.0:

• allows hiding of user badges
• reverses truncation of note count

Dashboard unfucker 5.0:

• removes frightening clown

Dashboard unfucker 6.0:

• allows muting of alert sirens and userjingles

Dashboard unfucker 7.0:

• restores display of usernames
• removes frightening clown (permanently this time)

Dashboard unfucker 8.0:

• covers always-on livestream of uncomfortable looking midwestern woman in wet body paint with a black square (temporary fix as removing this element disables the dashboard feed. better solution soon)
• reduces scale of numerals 310% (back to original size)

Dashboard unfucker 9.0:

• alert siren functionality restored ONLY for the huntsman’s siren, so desktop users have fair warning when he is about to spawn
• removes moist sally livestream box altogether

Dashboard unfucker 9.2:

• removes frightening clown hidden behind moist sally livestream box

Dashboard unfucker 10.0:

• MAJOR UPDATE! posts are visible again

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dnickels:

Tumblr staff doing some kind of high-art Theatre of Cruelty in their web design. “You will not be able to tell where the posts are coming form, they will come relentlessly. We will turn off your accessibility settings. There will be….a clown.” Regret to say they are the avant garde

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softbutchthatlovesyou:

gremlingirlsmell:

mossymagicks:

the-emerald-guard:

oars-deactivated20220615:

hole collection part 2 thank you for your additions

Welcome. To HOLE THURSDAY

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millenialtrashuncle:

elvhendis:

Somebody translated the infernal runes face tattoo that you can put on your character and the runes on the forhead literally just spell “forhead”, the runes on the nose spell “nose” and the runes on the chin say “chin”

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